David LetterDog’s List of Things Dogs Cannot Do While Chewing a Chewtoy
  1. Chew carpets, curtains, cushions, couches, clothes, chair legs, children's toys, electrical cords, and computer disks. Play-bite (or mouth) human hands, arms, legs, and ankles. Play tug o' war with trousers, skirts, and shoe laces.
  2. Surf kitchen counters. Empty cupboards. Lick butter from the refrigerator. Trash the trash.
  3. Dig in the yard for escape or enjoyment. (Certainly a dog can dig while holding a chewtoy in his jaws, but if really working on his chewtoy he will have little time for digging holes. And he will not want to bury his chewtoy with the tastiest treats still inside.
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